Tuesday, October 24, 2006

 

The Plot Thickens!

Another hot piece of the transcripts released today! This one deals directly with the COVERUP we're all able to see right through!

(unknown speaker): (unreadable) legit sources.

Conspirator 3: If you think he'll get the job done.

Conspirator 1: Oh, yeah. He's very well-respected in his industry.

Conspirator 2: So we just pay off this one guy, he writes a series of articles disputing the inevitable conspiracy theories, and all of our troubles go away? What about all of the other professionals in physics and engineering who will see right through his articles?

Conspirator 5: Simple. We pay them off. When I tell you that my payoff account is bottomless, I mean it.

Conspirator 4: Payoffs? Won't it take a huge amount of money to get people to hold on to a secret this huge... this horrible?? And aren't there, like, hundreds of thousands of these people?

Conspirator 5: Well, we'll pay some of them off. Others, we'll threaten. People are spineless and if we threaten them they'll keep quiet.

Conspirator 2: Uh.. but won't at least ONE of them step up and try to get famous by revealing the fact that we are shushing them?

Conspirator 5: Oh, sure... but he'll be looked at as a "crazy" and he won't have any real evidence anyway. It'll look like he's a wacko who says "there's a government conspiracy, but nobody is talking about it because there's a government conspiracy."

Conspirator 3: Ha ha! That does sound like crazy talk!

Conspirator 4: I still have my doubts... that's a lot of people to keep quiet, and an unbelieveable amount of evidence to try to hide. I really don't think it's possible... And I don't think people are as spineless as you think they are.

Conspirator 5: (sighs) Can we have one meeting here where I don't have to end the meeting by killing somebody??

Conspirator 4: I... uh... was just kidding... I'm sure the plan will work just fine...

Conspirator 5: Remember when we pulled off that Achille Lauro thing? You didn't think that would work, either!

Conspirator 4: Yeah, you're right. Jeez, I really thought you were crazy when you said what they were going to do to that Klinghoffer guy. "He's in a wheelchair!" I had said. I was being silly.

Conspirator 5: Yeah, stick with me, buddy. It'll all work out. So when are you going to let me take you on a hunting trip? We always have a great time.

Conspirator 4: I, uh... I just don't know... I'll have to check my schedule...

Conspirator 5: Yeah, you do that. (name deleted), didn't you want to talk about our future plans to fake a Mars landing?

Conspirator 2: Oh, right. We have the wheels in motion on this project, I call it "Project (unreadable)


Shocked, am I! I feel that the secrets to all kinds of mysteries may be contained here! I have the lab crew working 24 hours a day to reveal more gems!

By the way, there have been other pieces of these transcripts revealed that I haven't posted here. It isn't that I'm hiding anything, it's just that the sections aren't very interesting. Most of them pertain to the conspirators trading recipies (including a delicious scone recipie!) and discussion of recent episodes of "Smallville."
Keep watching for more updates!

Friday, October 20, 2006

 

Discussion of the "pods" revealed!

I just received this new piece of the transcript from the lab! It's small, but very interesting!
This comes from very early in the transcripts, one of the first meetings of this group.


Unknown speaker: (unreadable) can't even tell (unreadable) pods on the bottom.

Conspirator 6: Pods?? Are you kidding me?

Conspirator 1: No, we're serious. That's where the missiles will come from.

Conspirator 6: MISSILES?? What the f**k are you guys talking about?? I thought we were hitting the buildings with planes!

Conspirator 3: Wait a minute... I thought we were using missiles with holograms of planes around them. Didn't we find a way to do that?

Conspirator 6: What the... ? Holograms? I ... I don't know what to say. You people are crazy. You want this to succeed? You keep it simple. You fly planes into the buildings. New York City is chock-full of tourists and filmmakers and photographers every single day. Those buildings are photographed hundreds of times every day. Do you want to get caught? Is that what this is??

Conspirator 4: We're not sure that a plane alone can bring the buildings down.

Conspirator 6: SO LOAD THE GODD****D PLANE WITH 2 TONS OF DYNAMITE!! What's the problem?? You use some wacky plane with no windows and a pod and a non-standard paint scheme and you are ABSOLUTELY going to have it photographed and used as evidence. And don't get me started on the risk of using a friggin' hologram.

Conspirator 3: Listen, we put a lot of time and effort into figuring out the hologram system.

Conspirator 6: You and your friggin' gadgets. This isn't a James Bond movie, you ass.

Conspirator 5: ENOUGH. (name deleted), I'm really getting sick of your attitude. We're trying to do something grand here and you are pissing all over our parade. Maybe back in your day it was best to keep things simple, but this is the year 2000 and we like to make use of available technology.

Conspirator 6: Back in "my day?" Is that your way of saying I'm some kind of dinosaur? I'll show YOU a dinosaur, you pompous prick!

(scuffle ensues)

Conspirator 5: Ok, everybody calm down. (name deleted), get that kid of yours up here to dispose of this body. And somebody get me a new pair of pants, I can't go out to TGIFriday's tonight all covered in blood.

Conspirator 1: Nice clubbing with that paperweight, (name deleted).

Conspirator 5: Thanks. I learned a lot about self defense when I was (unreadable)


Interesting stuff, eh?
I can't wait to see what we uncover next!

Thursday, October 19, 2006

 

More shocking material revealed!

My lab has been hard at work and they were recently able to uncover this interesting bit of dialog from the meeting transcripts!


Unknown speaker: (unreadable) with that stuff.

Conspirator 4:
Well, that's your opinion. I say we need to focus our efforts on making it believable.

Conspirator 3: I think we are all concerned with that, (name deleted). That's why we're going to have fake phone calls coming from the "planes" to loved ones and emergency workers. Maybe even phone calls to the airlines themselves. Just the sort of thing we'd expect to have hijacked people do in that situation.

Conspirator 1:
I don't know about that... seems like a hard thing to pull off well... won't the loved ones know that it really isn't those people calling?

Conspirator 3:
I looked into that. We have this sweet new system that can totally spoof people's voices. We'll have to do a little research to make the actual conversation sound like stuff those people would actually say, but we've got nothing but time. Oh, and we need to get like 4 hours of each person we want to spoof going through this procedure so that the machine can accurately reproduce their voice. Like I said, though, we have nothing but time.

Conspirator 2:
Uh, if these people are in on the whole scam, why do we need to spoof their voices? Can't they just make phone calls from our secret underground bunker or something?

Conspirator 3:
That would be the easy way out. I have this cool new device and I want to use it, god****it.

Conspirator 4:
No, he's got a point. Why don't we just have the actual people make the phone calls? Wait, how are so many people going to be making these phone calls?? Aren't there just a few of those AirFone things on each plane?

Conspirator 3:
Oh, sure... We figured we'd claim they were using their cellular phones.

Conspirator 2:
Cell phones? Do those even work on a plane?

Conspirator 3:
Oh hell yeah. It's the year 2000, folks. The cellular telephone network topology of today is drastically different than it was 5 years ago... and also drastically different from what it will be in, say, 2006! Of course cell phones work on planes. Don't you think I thought this through completely?

Conspirator 2:
Ok, Ok... they work. But does everybody know that? Wouldn't we be better off just not using cell phones? Seems like it could look suspicious.

Conspirator 1:
Or, better yet, how about we just avoid using phones completely! Isn't there a way that a pilot can just "turn off" those AirFones? We could say that our "hijackers" did that... makes sense, doesn't it? Why would they want the people making calls? And why would they allow people to use their cell phones?

Conspirator 2:
Yeah, not to mention that all of those cell phone calls and AirFone calls leave some sort of electronic trail when they are used. We'd have to pay off even MORE people to make that all look legit... people in the AirFone business who can fake the credit card processing that happens when somebody uses one of those phones...

Conspirator 1:
And some people in every cellular phone company because we'll need them to fake usage records at the appropriate cell towers where the planes were flying over. Isn't this whole project just snowballing out of control? We're going to have to pay off half the country in order to fake out the other half.

Conspirator 3:
BUT I WANT TO USE MY FAKE VOICE TOY THAT I BOUGHT!! (on the verge of tears)

Conspirator 5:
Ok, I've heard enough. Now you've gone and made (name deleted) cry. Are you happy with yourselves??

Conspirator 1:
um... no....?

Conspirator 5:
Here's what's going to happen: We fake the phone calls. (name deleted) used half of his budget on that damned voice contraption and we're sure as hell gonna use it. You guys can handle the leg work of paying off the phone company tech weenies. We still have billions of dollars in the bribe fund.

Conspirator 3:
I wasn't crying, dammit, I had something in my eye.

Conspirator 2:
Where does that "bribe fund" money come from, anyway?

Conspirator 5:
AIDS research donations. Since we created AIDS, we obviously have the cure already, so we just siphon the money into a slush fund.

Conspirator 2:
That's some nice work.

Conspirator 5:
Thanks. So we're all clear on the phone issue? Start bringing in our hundreds of co-conspirators so we can start to get their voices into that contraption.

Conspirator 3:
I'm on it. Before we all go, I have one other topic I'd like to mention: I'd like to make some money on this whole thing.

Conspirator 1:
I was thinking the same thing. Seems wasteful not to, right? Any ideas how?

Conspirator 3:
Well, we can pretty much count on the value of the commercial airline industry going downhill after this, right?

Conspirator 1:
Ha Ha! Yeah, you could say that.

Conspirator 3:
So we call our stockbrokers the day before the .... (unreadable)


Chilling!
It really is amazing how overconfident they are! They would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those of us who choose to not walk around with our eyes closed!! And that part about AIDS, that's so over-the-top! I always had my suspicions...
Keep watching, there's so much more to come!

Monday, October 16, 2006

 

Scan of Actual Document!

For all of you who have been emailing me and asking to see the actual documents, here ya go! This is one of the better pages, quality-wise. I blurred out the incriminating stuff, of course, to avoid the aforementioned death-squads. Posted by Picasa

Friday, October 13, 2006

 

Government conspirators meeting transcripts revealed!

No sooner did I launch this blog than somebody sends me this transcript from a top-secret meeting between conspirators at the highest levels of our government!
The person who sent it to me had to sneak the papers out of a secured location by stashing them in a very cramped place, if you know what I mean, so they can be kind of hard to read.
They are currently going through extensive analysis in my lab and I will reveal the information as my team reveals more and more of the data through complicated processes I can't even explain.
As I've said before, I will only post confirmed facts here, so I have gone through an extensive process to verify these documents. Among other things, I know this guy who totally works for the government and he said they are "totally real."
This is what I've confirmed so far (names of the people have been hidden to keep me from getting killed by a government death-squad!). As I said, only portions of the documents are readable at this point, so some of the conversations will seem a little bit odd.

Unknown speaker: (unreadable) ... at the pentagon.

Conspirator 1: I think we should shoot the pentagon with a missile but tell people it's one of the "hijacked" planes

Conspirator 2: Uh... in the middle of the day? don't you think people might be able to tell the difference between a missile and a plane?

Conspirator 1: Hmm... good point. people in this country can be suspicious of tragedies...

Conspirator 2: Plus... it isn't like we're REALLY trying to blow up the building... we're just trying to get the American people riled up. I'd say having a real plane do it is more important than the actual damage to the building.

Conspirator 3: S**t, guys, it's not like we don't have access to lots of planes. So we rig up a plane to basically be a missile.

Conspirator 4: Right, but don't forget to have it painted to look just like a real commercial jet... you never know how many random tourists will get pictures of this thing. So many witnesses, too. That's a lot of people to pay off. Make sure the plane has frickin' windows. We have planes with windows, don't we?

Conspirator 2: Good point. and also, we want to make sure that everything people expect to see is there... such as plane wreckage and lots of dead bodies.

Conspirator 1: Wow, that's harsh... but you're right. we need to have the plane loaded up with lots of people, dead or alive, and have one of our experts figure out the best way to crash this plane so that the wreckage looks good on TV and bodies are all over the place. The last thing we want is to have the plane hit so hard that there isn't much recognizable wreckage.

Conspirator 5: Nah, f**k all that. we'll just use a missile. Why should we waste an airplane and hundreds of valuable corpses just to make people believe it was a crash? They'll believe whatever we tell them. Oh, and be sure to have my golf buddies out of the building that day. I don't want them to get hurt.

Conspirator 3: Won't that look really suspicious?

Conspirator 5: I really don't care. I can't spend this much time planning this incredibly intricate scheme. Let's move on to WTC7... we need that building to come down but we're all out of airplanes to crash into buildings

Conspirator 3: Um, why? can't we just get another plane to crash into there?

Conspirator 2: Yeah, why not another plane? or a big car bomb, like the one used back in '93 in that van under one of the towers... we could do it right this time and say it was an attack coordinated with the plane hijackings. get *FIVE* vans full of explosives in there before the planes hit towers 1 and 2, then blow the vans immediately afterwards.

Conspirator 1: That's a hell of an idea. security is very tight there now with vans and such, though, so maybe we should just use explosives in the building. We could plant them beforehand and make it look like enough damage was done by the the towers falling that WTC7 came down, too.

Conspirator 3: Hmm... we should probably rig up the other buildings near there to fall, too, in that case... it'll be kinda suspicious if 7 falls and 6 doesn't. And won't people be able to tell that the building was brought down by explosives?

Conspirator 1: True. So the plan is that we rig all the buildings right around the towers. and we have to get our experts to come up with a way to rig explosives in those buildings without people knowing about it and so that when they blow, it doesn't look like a controlled demo... you know, like you've seen on TV... with the poofs from the squibs and the building falling down all orderly-like.

Conspirator 2: Yeah, that'll be really obvious if the building falls down in a neat fashion. it needs to look like it came down because of fires and damage... actually, you know what would be perfect? We could do it kinda like the Oklahoma city building... have half of the building collapse from the "debris and fires"... then the rest will just be demolished later. It's as good as demolishing it right away, but it won't look quite so fishy.

Conspirator 5: Nah, f**k all that. Let's go through the trouble of setting the whole thing up as a controlled demolition. You know, so it falls down fairly neatly and doesn't damage the buildings around it very much. I don't give a s**t if it looks fishy, I just don't want to do any damage to the pretty buildings on either side. it'll probably take more work to make it come down neatly like that, but sometimes I just like to show off.

Conspirator 1: Uh... ok... on to the next issue: how do we keep all these people quiet?

Conspirator 3: I suggest we start with massive payouts. People are total suckers for money. Then, for those people who ... (unreadable)


Man! That's intense stuff, isn't it?? I can't wait to uncover what else was said!
I wish I could tell you who these guys are!
You can be certain that the rest of these documents will all be revealed here as soon as they are cleaned off and verified as FACT!

 

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